I don't even like Homestuck, but everyone is taking this quiz, so I might as well too T-T

KARKAT VANTAS
[ ] Cancer is your zodiac sign
[ ] You hate the color red
[ ] you love RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS
[ ] You like to program computers
[ ] you fail at it!
[ ] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS
[ ] You don't put up with anyone's bullshit
[ ] you love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic
[x] you never smile
[x] you get aggravated easily
[ ] you act like an asshole but deep down you care for your friends
[ ] you have problems with relationships
Total: 2

Vriska Serket
[x] Scorpio is your zodiac sign
[x favorite, NOT FAV >:U] Dark blue, is your fav color
[x] you Love to role play
[x] you like spiders
[x] you like end of the world scenarios such as the zombie Apocalypse, fall out invasion etc
[ ] magic 8 balls are cool
[x] you are very manipulative
[ ] you are a huge bitch
[x] you easily get bored
[ ] you blame your problems on other things, such as "bad luck"
[ ] you have an addiction to breaking things
[x] you never clean up after yourself
Total: 8

Tavros Nitram
[ ] Taurus is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is orange and/or brown
[ ] you love FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES
[ ] you love card and role playing games
[ ] You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN'T REAL.
[x] you are too sensitive
[x] you never really "hate" anybody
[x] you like to commune with wildlife
[x] you have a friendly attitude
[x] you are pretty good at poetry
[x] you LARP
[x SOMETIMES? I always stutter] you sometimes stutter when you talk
Total: 7

Terezi Pyrope
[ ] Libra is your zodiac sign
[x] your fav color is red and/or teal
[ ] you are more interested in taste and smell then sight
[x] you love dragons
[ ] you lov3 to sp34k 1n l33t h3h3h3
[x] you love plushies
[x] you love to role play
[ ] you are a sociopath
[ ] you are almost always grinning
[\]you take interest in law and justice
[x] you like to draw
[x] you can be really flirty sometimes
Total: 6.5

Kanaya Maryam
[ ] Virgo is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is jade
[ ] you love fashion
[ ] you love LIVELY COLORFUL PATTERNS.
[ ]  you love to sew
[/] you love literature
[ ] you have no problem getting into fights
[x] chainsaws are awesome
[ ] you like make up
[x] you are a pretty creative person when it comes down to it
[ ] you like the taste of blood
[ ] getting revenge is always high on your list
Total: 2.5

Aradia Megido
[ ] Aries is your zodiac sign
[x] Maroon is your fav color
[ ] you inadvertently make frog noises
[ ] 0_0 is your fav emote
[ ] you like ARCHEOLOGY
[ ] you like to destroy things out of boredom
[ ] you can hear voices that no one else can hear
[ ] you used to role play
[ ] you are obsessed with temporal inevitability
[ ] you are a very violent and confrontational person
[ ] you're sometimes spooky in appearance
[ ] you love talking about depressing things
Total: 1

Equius Zahhak
[ ] Sagittarius is you zodiac sign
[x] your fav color is royal blue
[ ] you have a widow's peak
[ ] you sweat a lot
[x] you love being strong
[ ] you SUCK AT ARCHERY
[ ] You have a great appreciation for THE FINE ARTS.
[ ] Practically everything MAKES YOU FURIOUS
[ ] You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.
[x] you like to build things
[ ] you have some pretty strange fetishes
[ ] you love playing high stakes games
Total: 3

Nepeta Leijon
[ ] Leo is you zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is green
[x] you love cats
[x] :3 is your fav emote
[ ] you are into furrys
[x] you love to draw
[ ] you have a heightened sense of smell
[ ] you are freaking obsessed with friendly role-playing
[ ] you have a naive view of everything
[x I think?] you love "OTP" (One True Pairing)
[ ] you are just too cute  
[x] and very playful
Total: 5

Sollux Captor
[ ] Gemini is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is yellow
[ ] you speak with a bit of a lisp
[ ] you are totally sick hacker
[x] you have bi polar mood swings
[ ] you are pretty introverted
[x] you beat yourself up over little things
[ ] you like to keep everything mismatched such as your clothing
[x] you think you are not good enough
[x] you rather be technical then use brute force
[ ] you think you have voices in your head, but it really is just your paranoia
[_sometimes ] your best friend is a dick
Total: 4

Feferi Peixes
[ ] Pisces is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is magenta
[ ] you love wearing colorful clothing
[x] you love to swim
[ ] you get really excited easily
[ ] you are very very perky and energetic
[ ] you are optimistic and fearless
[x] you are stronger then you look
[x] you love looking after animals
[x] you are very modest
[ ] you have a pretty good tolerance when it comes to annoying things
[x] you have a slightly rude and insulting side
Total: 5

Eridan Ampora
[ ] Aquarius is your zodiac sign
[x] your fav color is purple
[ ] you dress flamboyantly
[x] you have an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history.
[ ] you have a massive ego
[ ] you love magic and wizards
[ ] you have a genocide complex
[ ] you swear like a sailor
[ ] you try to make friends with everybody regardless of their opinion of you
[x] you get jealous a lot
[x] you are romantically lost
[x] you are kind of a tool
Total: 5

Gamzee Makara
[ ] Capricorn is your zodiac sign
[x] your fav color is indigo
[ ] you like clowns
[x] you like sweet things
[x] you like to bake
[x] you are pretty laid back
[ ] you don't like knowing the technology or science behind things
[x] you are impulsive and/or unpredictable
[x] you are silly and eccentric
[ ] you like insane clown posse
[ ] you cuss a lot
[ ] you are a stoner
Total: 6